Brand in your hand

Brand in your hand

Imagine you’re the new Head of Brand at Buckingham Palace. (First, you’ll have to imagine that Buckingham Place has something as vulgar as a Head of Brand). What’s the one thing that keeps you awake at night?

Could it be the sense that you are managing decline? That you thought you were joining a great global institution, but the data suggests you might be in charge of the next Debenhams or Tie Rack?

Not only is your nearest equivalent to a Net Promoter Score – the number of people who think it’s important that Britain should have a monarchy – at an all-time low.

But your distinctive brand assets are being seen less and less every year.

After all, at one time, your logo was everywhere. In our pockets. In our purses. In the cup holder of the car in case we needed a pound for a trolley at Aldi.

There she was. The face of Elizabeth. Five distinct portraits over the years, like one of those brand evolution diagrams of the Shell logo in reverse. Instead of slowly becoming simpler and cleaner, lines and age and complexity were gradually added.

Now, of course, our use of cash is in long-term decline. Only one in five payments is made physically. Yes, we’ve seen a blip, as people budget their way through a period of high inflation and wage stagnation. But as the Head of Brand at Buckingham Palace, you probably shouldn’t be cheering on the ongoing cost-of-living crisis.

But things look worse than that. Not only are you in charge of decreasing brand impressions overall, but most of those that remain have the old logo on. You do the maths.

There are around 27 billion coins and 4.6 billion banknotes in use in the UK. Every year, the Treasury refreshes the cash supply to reflect demand.

In 2024, the Bank of England printed 120 million new King Charles notes – and took almost the same number of Queen Elizabeth notes out of circulation.

In 2023, the Royal Mint produced 45 million new King Charles coins in total, but in 2024, the Treasury declined to order any new coins at all. At a rate of change from the last two years, the King will be celebrating becoming the face of British money on his 116th birthday. At least, you think, we still have stamps.

We might not lick the back of the monarch’s head any more, but there’s still a physical connection with the royal brand.

Except… there are 6.6 billion letters sent in the UK each year, down from a peak of 20 billion. All of our email, text and WhatsApp traffic is branded with a corporate logo, not a regal one. So, if you factor in that the older, the poorer and the digitally excluded are likely to use cash and stamps…

What’s the next generation’s equivalent? The new brand touchpoint we’ll access every day? Can we imprint the face of the King in bubble tea or padel balls or Ozempic? It feels unsolvable in the middle of the night.

Until you reach for your Apple Watch to find the time. Using the wake-up button that Apple calls the “digital crown”.

Hang on. Is there something in that?

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